Posted by: thenikkiblog | May 6, 2013

Nikki’s Quickies 5-6-13

A gross reality show marriage, Lindsay Lohan is a whiner, and someone attacked the Biebs!

Mama June from Honey Boo Boo has finally been made an honest woman.  She married her boyfriend of 9 years and the father of Honey Boo Boo– Sugar Bear.  The two were married in full camo and neon colors- the camo because really no one wants to see that.

Lindsay Lohan is already wanting out of Betty Ford Center in California– sources say she’s whining to anyone who will listen that she doesn’t want to be there. Uhh- duh– it’s rehab– it’s not a spa, LiLo- suck it up.

Justin Bieber was attacked in Dubai by a crazed female fan who ran onto the stage and knocked his piano over. Thankfully Justin wasn’t injured but did have to take a three-minute break.  You hear that, teens? Your crazed hormones deprived the world of 3 minutes of Biebs…don’t you feel bad now?


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