1. How can you be sad about pizza?
2. How can you be sad when you have all those great goodies in your box that people are going to get to enjoy! I’d much rather dive into your clean box then Smiley’s sticky sack.
3. 16 cats, that’s a shame because everyone know’s that Dogs make you less crazy and provide better companionship. Marbles agrees, I’m sure. But back to all that…. er those cats. They’d like you to fill me up with all the delicacies that deserve to be on a round mound of dough and sauce, while being covered in the finest cheese in town (or our of a bag that isn’t that fine at all).
I think your cats would enjoy sausage, pepperoni, onions, black olives, pineapple, anchovies, peanut butter, BBQ sauce, french fries, coleslaw and ketchup…
The one thing all of your 16 cats can agree on is that they don’t want red sauce. Instead they want stinky blue cheese dressing, because you know they don’t make enough stink in the litter boxes for you to clean up. They also want anchovies, lots and lots of anchovies because well there is never enough fish. If they have shrimp, tuna, or salmon, the cats will fight to get those as especially. They don’t care if those toppings are gross for a pizza. They’re cats. Cats only care about themselves and will tolerate you as long as you feed them.
Ham, mushrooms & banana peppers on my pizza please….says kitty number 17 🙂
By: Angela Lauderman on December 17, 2013
at 8:35 pm
Sounds like boy problems? possible break up…if that is the case this is what you need: http://www.buzzfeed.com/verymuchso/17-songs-for-every-stage-of-a-bad-break-up
By: L Cohen (@LRCIndy) on December 17, 2013
at 8:47 pm
1. How can you be sad about pizza?
2. How can you be sad when you have all those great goodies in your box that people are going to get to enjoy! I’d much rather dive into your clean box then Smiley’s sticky sack.
3. 16 cats, that’s a shame because everyone know’s that Dogs make you less crazy and provide better companionship. Marbles agrees, I’m sure. But back to all that…. er those cats. They’d like you to fill me up with all the delicacies that deserve to be on a round mound of dough and sauce, while being covered in the finest cheese in town (or our of a bag that isn’t that fine at all).
By: joe T on December 17, 2013
at 8:51 pm
As much cheese as legally allowed!!!! Yum!!!
By: Jackie Oltman on December 17, 2013
at 8:53 pm
I think they will enjoy THE DEAL w/ a pepperoni pizza, breadsticks, cheese and ranch with 2 drinks 🙂
By: alisonhern on December 17, 2013
at 9:04 pm
Cats would like something completely different from what I like on my pizza. They would like sardines, ham, anchovies and chicken.
By: Emily Brunner on December 17, 2013
at 9:06 pm
I think your cats would enjoy sausage, pepperoni, onions, black olives, pineapple, anchovies, peanut butter, BBQ sauce, french fries, coleslaw and ketchup…
…because cats are fucking weird.
By: Alex Graessle on December 17, 2013
at 9:57 pm
The one thing all of your 16 cats can agree on is that they don’t want red sauce. Instead they want stinky blue cheese dressing, because you know they don’t make enough stink in the litter boxes for you to clean up. They also want anchovies, lots and lots of anchovies because well there is never enough fish. If they have shrimp, tuna, or salmon, the cats will fight to get those as especially. They don’t care if those toppings are gross for a pizza. They’re cats. Cats only care about themselves and will tolerate you as long as you feed them.
By: Renee on December 18, 2013
at 1:38 am
Renee- what’s your email address?
By: thenikkiblog on December 18, 2013
at 6:41 pm