Nikki’s Quickies 12-2-14

Star is NOT dead, possible single actress adoption, and Bette is suuuuper sorry.

Kirk Douglas is NOT dead but People Magazine was so prepared for his death they accidentally posted his obituary online.  They eventually took it down but he’s so alive in fact that he released a statement saying he WAS alive and looking forward to his 98th birthday.

PageSix is reporting actress Rosario Dawson has adopted a 12-year-old girl. Dawson was adopted at a young age and has often said it was her plan to adopt. Her reps have yet to confirm it but it would be awesome!

Bette Midler says all she wants for her birthday is Ariana Grande’s forgiveness for kinda calling her skanky. She tweeted she hopes Ariana lets Bette direct her next video. Will she have to wear a turtleneck and sing about respecting herself if Bette directs? Time will tell.